should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
