I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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