im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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