he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
nutella sex= disaster
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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