Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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