My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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