we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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