The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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