sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Please don't give away my fajitas
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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