How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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