video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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