He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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