Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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