It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
