But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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