You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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