And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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