do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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