Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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