Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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