69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We got so high we made milksteak
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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