i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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