they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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