pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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