we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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