I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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