I want to stick my p in your. b.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Farmville is her only friend.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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