I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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