do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
why is half of my head shaved?
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