A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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