You're completely useless in the revolution.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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