I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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