no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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