at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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