My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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