let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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