I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
i think i just lost a toe
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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