laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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