Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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