All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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