Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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