Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
FUCK WHALES
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
