i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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