Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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