I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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