dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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