Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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