Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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