There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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