What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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