he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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