Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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