do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
there is puke in my bra ... again
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