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It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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